A bear sat on my porch today

What to do if a rather insistent bear squats on your porch today?

Followed in short order by a shaggy squirrel, a spraying skunk, a playful possum, and a bevy of forest critters large and small?

This hilarious cumulative tale of reluctant hospitality and generous inclusivity will leave readers chanting, 'Okay.

Okay! You can stay.' But watch out! That porch is starting to sway.