There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair.

You still have time to choose something else to read.

But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on...The Carnivorous Carnival - This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

To avoid causing discomfort, it would be best if I didn't mention any of the ingredients of this story, particularly a confusing map, an ambidextrous person, an unruly crowd, a wooden plank and Chabo the Wolf Baby.

Your time might be better filled with something more palatable such as eating your vegetables or feeding them to someone else.