There is nothing to be found in the pages of these books but misery and despair.

You still have time to choose something else to read.

But if you must know what unpleasantries befall the charming and clever Baudelaire children read on ...The Slippery Slope Like handshakes, house pets or raw carrots, many things are preferable when not slippery.

Unfortunately the Baudelaires run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up and down a range of strange and distressing mountains.

In order to spare you repulsion it is best not to mention any more regarding a secret message, a toboggan, a deceitful trap, a swarm of snow gnats and a scheming villain.