Hunky Parker is the latest cult. All the children are desperate for the slippers like pig's trotters, the pigswill yoghurt and the sweatshirts with "Who's always right?" on the front. And they long for a holiday in "The Sty" where there is sun and swimming one day and skiing the next.

All except Dinah who begins to suspect that the whole thing is a fiendish plot to control the economy.

This is Gillian Cross's third book about "The Demon Headmaster" and readers will recognize all their favourite characters as they find out whether this time SPLAT will be able to defeat their old adversary.

The hardback edition of this book was published as "Hunky Parker is Watching You" .