Psycho pets : just when you thought it was safe to go back in the kitchen

Mad, bad and full of attitude, these household pets have been caught on camera looking less than 'cute' and should make you think twice about being quite so generous with those doggie biscuits.

Rabbits, hamsters, dogs, cats, puppies, kittens and a goldfish, these are pets that have been raised in the bosom of a warm, loving family, they have been well-fed and cared for, yet like all dysfunctional teenagers, have inexplicably drifted over to the darkside.

Blame Marilyn Manson, blame video games, blame those unsuitable pet-friends they hang out with after dark, but one thing's for sure, they bear no resemblance to the once-innocent, totally-dependent, docile and ever-so-cute pet you brought home that first day.

With amusing captions written by Mark Manning, front man of legendary rock group Zodiac Mindwarp turned full time writer, this hilarious collection is a must-have item for all animal loathers and anyone thinking of buying a pet for Christmas.