This book is not a bedtime story!

Renowned author Eoin McLaughlin and award-nominated illustrator Rob Starling join forces to create a hilarious, not-so-spooky tale!  This book is NOT a bedtime story. It’s scary, strange and rather gory. Bedtime stories make you sleepy. This book won’t.

It’s much too CREEPY. Except it isn't… this book is told by a group of monsters who think they're very scary, but in fact they're not – they're cute and cuddly.

They try their hardest to scare you – in a haunted house, creepy wood, ghostly ship and darkest dark, but each time they fail!

The problem is, these monsters aren't at all spooky.

They're a bit silly, actually. And a bit cuddly. In fact, they share the insecurities and worries of us humans and all they want is a cosy, snoozy good night's sleep. Despite the title of this book it really is a bedtime story.

A brilliant tale that reassures children, makes them laugh and gets them ready for a peaceful night's sleep.