'And that's when it fell off in my hand': further fabbitty-fab confessions of Georgia Nicolson
Part of the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series
Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia - available as a ten-book set for the very first time. Gadzooks!
There are so many things very wrong with my life.
- The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.
- My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.
- My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight.
- I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.
Georgia, 14 - on the verge of womanhood - desperately muddles her way through make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school (urgh), unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Meet the Ace Gang, the Sex God, the Italian Stallion (oo-er) and cheeky Dave the Laugh in the FAB CONFESSIONS OF GEORGIA NICOLSON.