The kiss of death

Alistair Fury is out for revenge. No more running errands. No more being called 'Alice'! It's payback time for his embarrassing mum, his bone-idle dad, and his constantly teasing older brother and sister.

Only Alistair's two best friends - and this, his private diary - share his secrets.

Culminating in a scene involving a snake, a toupee and a live TV broadcast, Alistair tries to wreak spectacular revenge but it doesn't exactly go according to plan...In lively and accessible diary form, this is a story of family life at its funniest, packed with schoolboy humour.