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Classic classroom clangers

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'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George.

We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter. A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education. SCIENCEVacuum: a large empty space where the Pope livesGerminate: to become a naturalised GermanNATURE STUDYFish swim about in shawlsHISTORYQ: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?A: With a hyphenTHE NOTICE BOARDThe Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm.

Please use the back door.

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Robson Books Ltd
1861053339 / 9781861053336
Paperback / softback
370.207
11/10/2000
United Kingdom
English
184 p. : ill.
20 cm
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