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Don't wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Symons, Mitchell

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This is a collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of "Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You".

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd.

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Product Details

Publisher/Imprint Doubleday Children's Books

ISBN/Ean0385618662 / 9780385618663

FormatHardback

Dewey032.02

Published01/03/2012

Country of PubUnited Kingdom

Book LanguageEnglish

Pages249 p. : ill.

Dimensions19 cm

ReadershipChildren's (6-12) Learn More

BIC YNU Humour & jokes (Children's / Teenage)