Overheard in Dublin Page a Day Calendar 2010

An eye openerWaiting in an opticians last week for a friend of mine, when an old boy in front of me stares down at a magazine on the seat and says- " what's the shagging point of leaving magazines around, if we could read them we wouldn't be here in the first place!" ----------------------- Nobody likes a smartarseIn a Spar shop near Christmas time last year.

Guy in shop asks girl behind the counter for 20 Carrolls, she replied "On the first day of Christmas..."---------------------- Fare dodgersOn the Luas a while ago when the tram broke down.

The driver came on the speakers sayin "Sorry folks, we'll just be delayed for a few minutes etc" Two young dub lads, about 10 startin complaining extremely loudly, sayin "jaysus this is ridiculous, I have to be in school, crappy luas etc"...then after a few mins of their moaning one of them shouts "Glad I didn't buy a bleedin ticket