Serial Fiction Sideshow

Nothing is more dangerous than a halfwit who controls all crime!

He calls himself Master Asinine. Don't laugh.

With the might of the underworld at his back, Asinine plans to rule the—well, pretty much everything. He's got a planet-destroying laser and just bullied the galaxy's major criminal organizations into forming an unstoppable force he calls "The Bad Guys."

Standing against him is his one-time comrade-in-arms Matross Legion, a somewhat neurotic green-skinned Trioxidillian. He and Asinine haven't spoken since Asinine killed their best friend, which, as you can imagine, somewhat soured their relationship.

Gathering a small team of people with hyperabilities, Matross prepares to confront his old enemy. Trouble is, Asinine is also getting ready, and he has all the usual evil mastermind tricks up his sleeve—and a few surprises for an old friend. So don't laugh at Master Asinine. At least, not to his face.