Chopper's wisdom

He's everyone's best loved criminal and one of the most notorious, toughest individuals on the planet.

Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read has kept his fans enthralled with his hilarious observations on the underworld crime scene and his turbulent and violent lifestyle.

Now, for the first time, you can read some of his best pearls of wisdom, or 'chopperisms'.

This hilarious collection of quotes from the best-selling Chopper series covers his thoughts on everything from his friends and enemies to weapons and women.