HOW TO BE A CELEBRITY

"The easiest way to become a celebrity is to murder someone and put their chopped up remains in a box", said Bertrand Russell.

Just in case you are not prepared to go that far, this book is a spoof guide on how to become a fully-fledged member of the glitterati without even trying.Whatever it is your desire to be - film star, boy band Romeo, pin-up, model, actress, sports idol, or just famous for no good reason - this manual tells you how to get the life and how to live it once you're there.It includes tips on everything from the art of getting fit to getting your very own stalker and/or gay rumour started.

Soon, you too can be rich, vain, loathsome and internationally famous.