I think I can see where you're going wrong: wisdom, amusement and bemusement from the Guardian's readers

Here are the wittiest, wisest, most bonkers of the Guardian readers' comments on every subject from food (mostly quinoa), ethics (mostly guilt), politics (mostly angry), travel (mostly skiing), sport (mostly banter), sex and drugs (mostly awkward), culture (mostly harmless) and blocked comments and abuse (mostly baffling).The Guardian community moderation team, frantically read, block and sift through thousands and thousands of comments from all over the world desperately trying to keep things on-topic, legal and enjoyable.

Jacked up on coffee, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year they work to preserve that most precious of things: conversation, opinion and the fundamental human right to be wrong on the internet.

Here they've chosen the best readers' remarks from the Guardian's Comment is Free section.Illustrated by the deadpan genius, Tom Gauld.