My Funny Valentine

For ages 6-10. Here are what the Valentines kids would really like to send.

No icky love stuff here! The Valentine's ogre is in my homeroom. He hates mushy stuff. He prefers gloom and doom. He doesn't give cards. He only gives spiders. He loves giving them -- the ones that are biters. Meredith Johnson's clever and humorous illustrations are perfect for 6 to 10 year olds.

Best of all, there are 12 punch-out valentines included at the back of the book for kids to give to their 'funny valentines'.