Chris just wants to be a normal guy - to hang out with his friends Tom and Jerk, avoid his bickering parents, get a date with Rebecca Schwartz.

Lately, though, he's been feeling anything but normal.

He has this strange desire, a terrible hunger, a thirst for blood.

The truth is unavoidable: Chris is turning into a vampire.

While his home-town prepares for the annual Sad Festival of Vampires, an ancient ritual to keep Tch'muchgar the Vampire Lord locked in another world, Chris desperately seeks a way out of his dreadful fate.

He needs help - but who can he trust? Chet, the oddly cynical Celestial Being? His friends? His family? Can he even trust himself? Time is running out and Chris is so thirsty...