When Ian Rude pretends to be an environmental campaigner to get the attention of Suzie - the most beautiful, talented and unobtainable girl at Yarradindi High - he doesn't count on being blackmailed by Natasha, a girl too keen on all things environmental for anyone's good.

Will Ian get the gorgeous Suzie? Will Natasha drown him in Syd Pocky's toilet bowl? From the writer of the hilarious Kelp and Rude Health, Plain Rude is an off-the-wall comedy about how not to get yourself a girlfriend.