Uncle John's Ogre Drool: 36 Tear-off Placemats FOR KIDS ONLY!

Feed your brain while you feed your face! How do you keep kids from gnawing off the table legs while they wait for the meals?

Easy! You feed their brains. Each tear-off sheet in this 36-page placemat pad is filled with brain-building activities: puzzles, mazes, brainteasers, jokes, quotes, weird facts, tabletop experiments, and noodle-while-you-doodle activities. And since it's from that master of reading mayhem, Uncle John, every page of Ogre Drool has been engineered to turn young eaters into readers! (Psst! Ogre Drool can grow young brains in classrooms, too!) Each Feed Your Brain placemat pad has its own wacky theme.

What will kids find to engage their hungry minds in Ogre Drool?*Wacky Whazzits Brain Noodler, *It's a Zoo Crossword, *Critter Matching and Making, *Ben Franklin's Asparagus Pee Test, *How to Make Pepper Float, and*A super slimy Ogre Drool Maze!They'll also find jokes, fascinating factoids, riddles, and quotes guaranteed to amaze and annoy table companions of all ages!