I yam a donkey
"I YAM a donkey!" said Donkey. "I AM a donkey!" replied Yam. "You is a donkey too?"A Yam who hates sloppy pronunciation and poor grammar triest his hardest to correct an ungrammatical donkey.
An escalating series of misunderstandings leaves the yam furious and the clueless donkey bewildered by the yam's growing (and amusing) frustration.
The yam finally gets his point across, but regrettably, he's made the situation a little bit too clear... and the story ends with a dark and outrageously funny twist.