More of the (nearly) true and absolutely hilarious confessions of Jamie Kelly . . . Jamie's best friend is planning to display a picture of Jamie next to her disgustingly stinky beagle, as part of a project to show how pets look like their people.

Gee, thanks. And her mum, in a twisted plot created by the school dinner ladies, has been asked to cook meatloaf for the whole school.

Mum's cooking - known for its ability to poison anyone who touches it.

Mum's meatloaf - the food that even Stinker turns his nose up at. Can Jamie survive the shame?