Sh*t My Kids Ruined: An A-Z Celebration of Kid-Destruction

Quite possibly the best birth control on the market, Sh*t My Kids Ruined is a pictorial tribute to the filthy, distasteful, gross, and painful moments of parenthood, and the children who make it all possible.

Kids: they are the light of your lifeand the enemy of all things fragile, intact, and clean.

But why cry over spilt milk . . . or paint . . . or the entire contents of a full-size swimming pool?

A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, and furniture accented with permanent marker.

Torn-up computer keyboards and torn-out hair, botched family photos and mustard-covered treadmillsnothing is off limits to your darling, destructive offspring.

So raise a broken glass and embrace the madness, because laughter is the only surefire way to keep your sh*t together.From the Trade Paperback edition.