Bobbie Faye's Very (Very, Very, Very) Bad Day

Bobbie Faye Sumrall is self-described Cajun trailer trash from Lake Charles, Louisiana, and she's on a mission.

Criminals have kidnapped her good-for-nothing brother, and are demanding her Contraband Queen tiara - the only thing of her mama's she inherited - as ransom.

So Bobbie Faye has to outwit the police, organized crime, former boyfriends, and a hostage she never intended to take (but who turns out to be damn sexy), in order to rescue her brother, keep custody of her niece, and get back in time to take her place as Queen in the Lake Charles Contraband Festival (think Mardi Gras, with more drinking and pirates).

Luckily, she knows how to handle guns, outsmart angry mama bears, drive a speedboat, and get herself out of (and into) almost every kind of trouble.

If only that pesky state police detective (who also happens to be a pissed-off ex-boyfriend) would stay out of her way.