Twits

They're rich. They're famous. And they're tweeting. It seems like every day a celebrity has a Twitter scandal.

Add to that the unbridled craziness of some tweeting celebrities (thank you, Charlie Sheen) as well as the genuine comic genius of others, and you have access to celebrities like never before: - "When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them.

Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner." - Stephen Colbert "STEVE MARTIN IS REALLY OILED AND BUFF.

OMG, my Twitter account was just hacked." - Steve Martin "Imagine a dolphin dancing in the sky.

Let it dance with joy. Think of yourself at the bottom of the ocean watching." - Yoko Ono "Does anyone know the right way to dig a poop hole in the mountains?" Jessica Simpson "'Apocalypse Me' Warlock Latin for winning. c" - Charlie Sheen "Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, 'My wife is being born somewhere.' #hefner" Patton Oswalt