Witless Protection Program

Mia Carina has steered her Italian-American family's Astoria, Queens, catering hall, Belle View Banquet Manor, into becoming the borough's premiere party site, and nothing could make her happierexcept her boyfriend proposing.

There's just one presumed-dead obstacle in the way . . . A strong, independent woman and respected entrepreneur, Mia never imagined she'd pine for a marriage proposal.

Yet lately, with her beloved Shane, she's on tenterhooks.

It's especially surprising, considering Mia's first husband, Adam, was a philandering grifter, assumed lost-at-sea after a boating disaster.

But everyone knows what happens when you assume . . . While working a huge wedding expo in Manhattan, Mia is shocked to spot the man who nearly destroyed her life.

The one who's supposed to be sleeping with the fishes.

But she loses him in the crowd. And when it happens again the next day, it's time for an emergency meeting with the familyand the Family. Because if Adam is alive, Mia is still married . . . Everyone wants Adam dead. Everyone except Mia. She's dealt with enough police for a lifetime. Mia needs to be a divorcee, not a widow. But someone out there disagrees, and if Mia doesn't discover who, she may never be free to marry Shaneor anyone else . . .Italian recipes included!