They Scream When You Kill Them

Welcome to Dillon's world; a world where murderous poultry and evolutionary elephants make their mark.

He takes you from the darkness of the illustrated Man and Jif Lemons to the laugh out loud Bunch of c***s.

These stories are instantly accessible and always personal.

Relationships, places and language are set precisely with few words and no flinching.

If you're an alchoholic, recovering alcoholic, insane, a policeman, prisoner, gold digger, farmer, animal lover, Scots or Irish Scots you may well recognise yourself somewhere in this book.