Bill wakes up one day as a girl, and is horrified to be sent to school in a frilly pink frock with fiddly shell buttons.

There he finds life suddenly very different. The bully whistles at him, instead of kicking him, he can't be picked to lift a table - not being a 'big strong boy' - his work's supposed to be ultra neat and he's being cast as Lovely Rapunzel, who in any case never gets to say anything!

By the time he gets home the impractical frock is covered in mud and - thank goodness - Bill will never have to wear it again!