Just when the Strega-Borgias think it's safe to relax in their ancestral castle . . . it isn't. First their roof collapses, forcing them into the Auchenlochtermuchty Armsthe only local hotel that will accomodate three mythical beasts and one crocodile.

Then Titus accidentally creates 500 tiny naked pink clones. And 500 tiny naked pink clones are not easy to manage.

But not surprisingly, this isn't the biggest Strega-Borgia dilemmathere's also a few evil contractors plotting to destroy their home forever.

Perhaps the miniature kilted warriors arising from the spilled magic potion can help. . . .From the Hardcover edition.