Conceptual Laws and Customs of Christmas

If Christmas had been a Jewish holiday, the laws and customs of Christmas would have been published, perhaps like in this satire.The detailed laws and customs cover the following; *Preparing for Christmas including when to start the preparations*The tree including the type and size*Decorating the tree including the need for symmetry*The Christmas lights including the types*Gifts and gift giving including when they may be opened and distinguishing between childish and adult gifts*The office party including where and when it should take place *The festive meals including what should be eaten at each meal*Santa Claus; the myths and reality *Rituals of the synagogue service for each service including when to say Hallel and with and without a blessing*Christmas and Chanukah; distinguishing between them