Animal jokes

It's a wild creature feature, a gaggle of animal guffaws that will have youngsters rolling on the floor What animals were the last to leave the ark? "Elephants--they had to pack their trunks," What insect breathes fire? "A dragonfly," If dogs go to obedience school, where do cats go? "Kittygarden," And how about this: "Knock Knock," Who's there? "Snake," Snake who? "Snake me out to the ballgame..." They'll keep you in stitches