The Total Joy of Travelling on Public Transport

Ah, the total joy of travelling on public transport.

Do you love travelling with the delightfully varied public and their dubious electronic gadgets and often odious habits?

Do you mind when the person behind you has a full blown argument on their mobile phone with the speaker positioned at extra loud, just so you are sure to get both argumentative sides of the mutual yelling?

Is it OK for someone to apply their nail polish on a hot bus, thereby nearly choking the other passengers to death with the toxic fumes?

Would special mobile confessionals built into modes of public transport ease the congestion of verbal diarrhoea from total strangers?

Do you balk at getting up close and personal with the great unwashed?

Are you the kind of person that finds the joys of travelling on public transport highly amusing, or would you rather just throw yourself under a bus?