Alfie, Alfie, Alfie...how deeply cool can one boy be? And not only is he drop-dead yum, but he's sweet and kind and has single-handedly turned Rowan into a local celeb!

So why is Linn less than chuffed about this? And, um, why do I find myself taking the Grouch Queen's side for once?

Well, my sisters might be having hissy fits at each other,but at least Mum and Dad are definitely back together, right?

Er, wrong...