The British Nationality Test : How British are You?

Global warming has kicked in and Britain has been transformed from a grey, rain-swept land of misery into a sun-kissed, balmy island paradise.

Naturally, the rest of the world is clamouring to get in.

In an attempt to stem the human tide of aspiring citizens, the government introduces...The British Nationality Test.

Yet this is a test with a twist. Out go Latin and biology and in come gender studies and sports studies, with hilarious results.

This poker-faced yet playful quiz on patriotism will test your knowledge to its limits, with laugh-out-loud funny results.