How to survive university

At last, no more parents! But who's going to do your washing, and bail you out when you're short of cash? Hmm, you're going to need survival skills:

• Think positively: don't think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government's round (every night for three years).
• Do try to sleep well. Don't do it during lectures.

This mischievous little book will help you see through your university years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.