The book of deadly Irish quotations some smart fecker in the pub is always blatherin' on about

Ever dreamt of cutting dead some annoying fecker in the pub with a razorsharp witticism?

Ever imagined bringing your boss down to size with a turn of phrase that cuts the ground from under him? And wouldn't you just love to open your door to a smugly grinning politician and wipe the smile off his face with a remark so pointed it stabs him through his empty heart?

The good news is that all those Irish masters of the spoken and written word - Wilde, Behan, Shaw and many more - have done it for you.

They've a stinging or witty quotation for virtually every occasion and they are all contained within.

All you have to do is take the words out of the master's mouths...