Monster Jokes

If you like to laugh about scary things, dare all your favorite monsters to try this one.

Here come Dracula, Frankenstein, King Kong, plus robots, werewolves, and mad scientists.

What's the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building. What kind of ghost carries a rifle and goes on safari?

A big game haunter. Where do you fill a monster truck with petrol? A villain station. What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano?

A Frankensteinway. What does King Kong wear when he barbecues burgers? An ape-ron. *Monster collection of jokes and riddles all about horror themes and characters. *Promoted to UK schools as part of Scholastic's Captain Underpants humour promotion. *Humour really is important in the development of a child's grasp of language and logic.

Genuine learning takes place during word play, and the knowledge developed during joke telling helps to reinforce similar skills acquired in the more formal context of the classroom.