100 of the best curses and insults in Spanish: a toolkit for the testy tourist (EPub edition.)

Travelling is fantastic - we don't deny it. But sometimes when you're in another country, stuff happens.

A thieving kid lifts your wallet, a cab driver nearly kills you, or a waiter charges you 25 dollars for bottled water.

You feel powerless without the ability to do what you really want to do - curse them out.

Help is at hand! Here are 100 of the best curses and insults in Spanish so the next time a waiter in Valencia refers to you as a yanqui or a pushy guitarrista in Barcelona assaults you with romantic serenades, you'll know precisely what to say.