Online Dating As A Vampire : Wait What?

It was a cold night in December, and the vampire was trying to have a normal date with a human. He had been on Tender for a while now, and he had been searching for someone who would be interested in him and his lifestyle. His life was so different from those of humans, but he wanted to find someone who could understand it.

He saw an ad that said: "I love vampires! If you're one, message me!" So he did.

The next day, they met up at an Italian restaurant. They drank wine and ate pasta as they talked about their lives and what they wanted out of them. The vampire told her about his past relationships-they were good experiences for him at first, but then things started to go downhill fast. She seemed interested in what he had to say; she laughed when he made jokes about how hard it was to date other vampires because they were all so judgmental about each other's lifestyles.