Meet Polly Price, owner of the world's most embarrassing mother: actress and all-round airhead Arabella Diamonte.

Who has just been cast in a touring production of a new play, meaning Polly is heading to San Francisco for what may well turn out to be the craziest summer holiday of her life...

Read Polly's wonderfully funny diary as she records the mishaps and mayhem backstage, before all of a sudden the spotlight is on her!