The hostile hospital

The eighth book in the series of the unfortunate events surrounding the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. Before you throw this awful audio to the ground and run as far away from it as possible, ou should probably know why.

This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it ont of the most dreadful audios in the world. There are many pleasant things to listen to, but this audio contains not one of them.

Within it are such burdensome details as a suspiecious shop-keeper, unnecessary surgery, an intercom system, anesthesia, heart-shaped balloons, and some very startling news about a fire.

Clearly you do not want to hear about such things. I have sworn to research this story, and to record it as best I can, so I should know that this audio is something best left on the ground, where you undoubtedly found it.