Bro Code for Parents : What to Expect When You're Awesome

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling Barney Stinson canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

Congratulations! You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid no. But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnt mean your kid has to be as lame as youre about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help.