A very funny anthology of poems about dressing up and outfits to make your parents (or dog, or grandchildren or pupils) despair. from 'Take Off That Hat!' No son of mine is going out with that thing on his head!
Don't take another step, young man...Did you hear what I said?
So do not dream of going out - I simply couldn't bear it.
Besides, that hat is mine, you know, and I would like to wear it.