Fondling Your Muse : Infallible Advice from a Published Author to the Writerly Aspirant

"Desperation is the mother of invention, and if you think you have a future as a writer, you're nothing if not desperate." Such is the advice of John Warner in this innovative and slightly insane book.

Equal parts humour and strange instruction, Fondling Your Muse is:; Packed with quirky tips from the editor of McSweeney's Internet Tendency; Clearly one-of-a-kind in its earnest advice to helpless, lazy, and untalented writers; A new spin on timeless writing problems exploiting writers' most vicious insecurities with flair, this guide will make writers worse at the craft and, as a result, eminently more publishable.