The self-destruction handbook: 8 simple steps to an unhealthier you (1st ed.)

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERSLets face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behaviorbut what fun is that?

Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself.

Here youll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug thats best for you.Chapters include: 12 Steps to a Drinking Problem Condoms Are for Suckers How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days And more!As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide.

It may steer you wrongin fact, its sure to do sobut when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?From the Trade Paperback edition.