Stairway to Hell

Something very strange has been happening in Warchester, and local pub singer Rik Suntan is about to have his doors of perception blown wide open.

It seems that during the 1970s, Jimmy Page's experiments with the occult wandered into the art of soulshifting - namely, swapping the souls of celebrity rivals with those of newly born babies in the Warchester maternity ward.

Obviously this news is a tad hard to swallow, and Rik's got other problems on his plate - his regular slot doing Cliff Richard covers at the local nightclub is axed, and his girlfriend's dumped him for a ginger bloke.

But not nearly as jaw-dropping as finding out he's the reincarnation of David Bowie.