Stairway to hell

“Wonderfully entertaining.” —Guardian

Something strange has been happening, and local singer Rik Suntan is about to have his doors of perception blown wide open. It seems that during the 1970s, Jimmy Page's experiments with the occult wandered into the art of soul-shifting—namely, swapping the souls of celebrity rivals with those of newly born babies.

Obviously this news is a tad hard to swallow, and Rik's got other problems on his plate, but none as jaw-dropping as finding out he's the reincarnation of David Bowie. . .

Charlie Williamsis the author ofDeadfolk,Fags and Lager, andKing of the Road.