How to Be a Hollywood Star: Your Guide to Living the Fabulous Life (1st ed.)

Confidential: For Stars Eyes OnlyWorried that your air kisses lack panache?

Afraid to go to a Lakers game lest you sit too close and annoy Jack Nicholson?

Wondering why you dont have a star on Hollywoods Walk of Fame?

Relax! You hold in your hand the fabled How to Be a Hollywood Star, the top-secret guide to managing the details of your fabulous celebrity lifestyle.

The ultimate primer for Tinseltown newbies, its been passed down through generations of Hollywoods elite. And now youve got your very own copy. Baby, you have arrived.Useful tips include: Dating and romance for the rich and famous Daily diva affirmations Six surefire ways to spot a stalker Ten tasks stars should delegate to their assistants Negotiating the Cannes Film Festival How to sell out discreetly Choosing a Hollywood home, yacht, and car that suit your image Selecting the trendy religion that is right for you What to pack for rehab and how to hire a prison coachWhether youre already a huge star or just wish you were, this helpful, often hilarious manual explains the nuts and bolts of Hollywood stardomfrom outrunning the paparazzi to mastering the art of the onscreen kiss.

Taken from interviews with the stars, the members of their entourage, their nannies and personal assistants, and the countless employees who make the whole thing look effortless, here is your road map to navigating the top-secret world of the stars.From the Trade Paperback edition.