2020 Fresh Clean Jokes For Kids
: The biggest book of original jokes for children Over 2200 kid-safe quiz-style animal jokes, cross-the-road jokes, pun jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, geography jokes, computer jokes...
This is one of the biggest jokebooks of all time! It has:
2020 new jokes plus a few hundred extra to adjust for some old jokes
Jokes for learning - cross-the-road jokes, animal jokes, pun jokes, computer jokes, programming jokes, physics jokes, chemistry jokes, biology jokes, medical jokes, financial jokes, geography jokes...
Jokes for fun - financial jokes, breakup jokes, Rajinikanth Facts (similar to Chuck Norris Facts)
Three chapters devoted to foreign languages - FRENCH, LATIN and other non-English
A treasure house of clever puns, wordplay and interesting facts/riddles - mostly written like a quiz
Some of the best one-liners EVER written in the English language. If you are sceptical, read the jokes under the title 'Off The Wall Philosopher'
Plenty of illustrations and some very novel joke formats (Useful Latin/French/Foreign phrases, Off-The-Wall Philosophers, Jokes You Love To Hate, Elephant-and-Ant jokes, and Geography Jokes)
Loads of fun for kids and their families, particularly in lockdown mode
Excerpts
Part 1 - for learning
Children's Jokes
Why did the lizard sue the hospital? After it broke off its tail, a psychiatrist wanted to treat it as a split-personality disorder.
Computer Jokes
What made the quantum computer so frustrated? He made a complete fool of himself.
Physics Jokes
How many astronauts would it take to a screw a lightbulb? One to turn the bulb and several to prevent the spacecraft from spinning in the same direction.
Chemistry Jokes
What happened to nitric acid after water decided to leave? It left him fuming.
Biology Jokes
Why is xylem more believable than phloem? Phloem can say anything but it does not hold water.
Part 2 - for fun
Political Jokes
What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who hides the tin with sweets on the top shelf? Elitist.
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who finds the sweets in the top shelf before you can? Thought criminal
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who can reach the sweets in the top shelf? Height criminal.
What is a politically incorrect name for an older sibling who prevents you from reaching the sweets in the top shelf? Obstructionist.
What is a politically incorrect name that a parent calls you when you get caught and your story changes each time you tell it? Revisionist.
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who is too chicken to get into trouble or does not get caught often enough? Conformist.
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who always has a backup plan? Survivalist.
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who does get caught but does not get punished as often as you do? Expert.
What is a politically incorrect name for a sibling who manages eliminate his tracks before you bring it to your parents' attention? Escapologist.
What is a politically incorrect name for a parent who does not want to hear your legitimate excuses? Russophobe.
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