Is this the right book for you? Take the Annoying Test and find out. Answer Yes/No. Do you ask, 'Are we there yet?' over and over on long car trips?

Do you like to drive people mad by copying everything they say and do?

Do you hog the shower and use up all the hot water? Do you enjoy asking silly questions that have no real answers?

Do you swing on the clothesline whenever you get the chance?

Score: One point for each 'yes' answer. If score is 3-5, then you are obviously a very annoying person.

You will love this book. If score is 1-2, then you are a fairly annoying person.

You will love this book. If score is 0, then you don't realise how much fun being annoying can be.

You will love this book.