The Osbournes Unf**cking Authorised

Welcome to the weird, wonderful and wacky world of "The Osbournes".

The highest rated MTV show so far follows the day-to-day lives of legendary rock singer Ozzy Osbourne, his wife Sharon and their children Jack and Kelly.

Ozzy Osbourne is perhaps best remembered for tearing off the head of a bat with his teeth live on stage ("You bite the head off one bat and you have to live it down for the rest of your life" Ozzy) so it comes as little surprise to anyone that his homelife is somewhat unusual.

Think "The Munsters" meet "The Adams Family" and you might appreciate why "The Osbournes", the real-life soap opera, has become the highest rated show in MTV history.

This book provides fans with an in-depth look into the lives of Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly.

It includes humorous analysis of the first 10 episodes, over 30 captioned photographs and biographies of all the family members, including Aimee, the daughter not seen on the show (she claims to be deeply embarrassed by her heavy-metal loving family), In addition the book contains a glossary ("What's Ozzy saying?"), "rules" for parenting as well as websites and information about Ozzfest.